This blog is officially dead la...

Monday, December 07, 2009

Dead but i'll leave it to serve as a memento ba..

Tan yi hao posted @ 9:23 PM.

To all Mercedes and maybe BMW fans

Saturday, April 28, 2007

LOL!!!!
Can you imagine yourself traveling on the road
and you are very tired because it is going to be a long journey..

THEN!!!
Suddenly.. You see something interesting in the far..
In the middle of the road, You see a Mercedes!!!
Don't be lamed by me like I have never seen a Benz before..
This Benz is not like any other Benz...

This is a Benz that has a gaping hole at the back
(The back windshield broke!)
The car owner is really taking things into his own stride!Isn't thaT Amazing?
What are the chances of spotting a Merz or BMW or EVEN any other cars with their back windshield missing and not even thinking of getting it replaced?
He's the only one..

Heres what i will tell the owner..
Hey bro! If you want to make your car from a norm MerZ to a sports car MerZ, Dun just end at the back windshield,... Start with the ROOF!!! Remove it also!
LOL

By then.. Your car will really be "outstanding"

I guess Those BMW Fans must be laughing hard..

Signing off..

Tan yi hao posted @ 7:49 PM.

Remember Him?

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Hmmm... Lets see... You all remember him??
It's Zeeky!!!(I mean Zeken)

He was once one of us, but sadly he transfered out last year
He is kind of a fun guy, cracking witty jokes...
Just..sad to see him go..

But..He came back!(One time only though..)

Wearing his school uni..(forgot which sch)
he came into the DS and saw me ^^
But, behind him was...Gayson!!!!
He came up to me and asked me how am i doing
and also ask this.."Is it true that jason has changed"?
I almost vomited blood!
I asked him where did he heard this from..
He said him..
ZzZZ
WHERE GOT PPL THAT WILL ADMIT THAT HE IS STILL AS DISGUSTING AND DISRUPTIVE AS EVER..
Diao...
Thats all..

Tan yi hao posted @ 10:43 PM.

Finally...

With the help of zi jun, My blog finally has a music player T_^...
More songs coming soon..
Less pictures coming because of lost of *ahem* due to a &^%^(*$^^#!$%.
And if you want me to link you, just leave your contact details at the tag box..^^

Tan yi hao posted @ 10:31 PM.

This is what happens when u play in Design Studio...

Saturday, April 14, 2007

It was yet another Ipw lesson @ design studio and my group have not come up with any idea yet...(T_T")

Then the lesson was over, but my group stayed back to complete the thing.

Gayson, still as nuisance as ever, refused to go away and stucked there like a piece of SH$%(although he already is one...)

Then IT stumbled on to a basketball that was confiscated by Mr ong and admired it as if IT HAS NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE.. Then it slipped out of it's hand and bounced on the floor.. It was so amazed by what it had seen and started bouncing it around DS.. It was beginning to 'hao lian' and tried to show off 'feats' that a baby can do better...

Then Mr ong was getting angry and punished it as he saw it MOldLEST the ball!!!

Heres how;

Mr ong tells it to lift the ball with it's hand perpendicular to it's body and stay there untill he tells it to stop

Then Mr ong prepares two chairs and use them as a marker
I just cannot stop laughing while taking this sia...

Then finally it realizes that i am documenting it...(still stupidly points at the cam)

It puts down the ball and told Mr ong about my *ahem*... BIG MISTAKE dumb thing..

Mr ong looks back and asks it why is it not holding the ball in that position instead of me ^^

I added some spices by slamming my *ahem*(not that stupid to say out what it is) on to the table and say : OMG!!!! I thought *ahems* are NOT allowed in schools!!! Then why am i holding one?!?What am i going to do!!! END OF THE WORLD!!!(i exaggerated it in actions)

HAHA I then hi-fived another guy called 'rasberry' and we both laughed at it ^^

Then it argued with Mr ong and...(play some horror BGM pls) BIGGER MISTAKE, Mr ong BLASTED at it (cannot find any better word to describe it)

HAHAHA~HEHEHE~HOHOHO~~~

1st mistake..: DON'T YOU KNOW I AM KIND OF BIG(literally only ,but i am really big lol) THERE?...

2nd mistake...: DON'T MAKE TWO MISTAKES (sounds kind of stupid)

Moral of the story...DON'T PLAY IN DS or end up like it^^

Tan yi hao posted @ 10:24 PM.

LOL!!! Me and my crazy idea... + What happens next?

Erm.. heres what happened..

I was at NTUC @Bukit Panjang Plaza one fine day and... i raided it(Literally, although i can) and after some good " hand and eye co-ordination" the trolley that i was pushing was full, so i proceeded to the casher...

and guess what i did..

I was little bit not thinking straight at that time..(and you know what funny stuff i can do when i am not thinking straight..) Then i was very bored and sian, so this idea came out; see it for your selves

The video here (If the video below does not work)

You see the video liao then scroll down or else it will be a spoiler....

As you can see.... there is 4 frozen chicks on the edge of the black moving thing and there is that green basket at the front preventing the belt from moving(and you can hear the background horror music made by ME? LOL), then the cashier is removing stuffs from the basket, then the video sadly stops.... cannot help it, Now heres the FUN part , WHAT HAPPENS NEXT???

I let you all imagine and try to guess why did i stop filming my 'journey of the penguins..i mean chickens' or my 'journey to the west..i mean cashier' And guess what happened after i stopped filming?

The answer will not be revealed untill your brain cells are 50% dead thinking about this (or just wait for the next post)..

And just one more small thing.... i MIGHT be suspended from school on monday... sadly.

Tan yi hao posted @ 1:02 AM.

My first Podcast!

Friday, April 13, 2007

This is my first podcast that i have made ^^ See it if you want to , but be warned... it is NOT good^^ (and you always know what i mean by "not good"^^)
Download my podcast here

Tan yi hao posted @ 5:31 PM.

Back in action

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Time to blog!
For all those who had waited..... sorry
Pls be ready to be lamed by my BORING posts ^^

Tan yi hao posted @ 6:00 PM.

What on earth is this pic???

Sunday, February 04, 2007

So looking at this pic.... what can u derive from it???

A big man(right) with a small cane to wack any one he dislike (eg. jason!!!@#!%^)

(center) Another man with a big body and tiny legs doing yoga and seated facing >>>...

And lastly(left) a small boy with a BIG hamburger... or from a more pervertic view.... a girl with saggy @#$#@^@& !!! i know what it means!!! ^^ "No Flashing in public , especially if you have saggy $#^%^*$^ "right??? LOL JK JK or if u have seen the show called Edward Scissorhands... This is the direct opposite!!! Edward ScissorsLEGS LOL!!!! Don't it look so like scissors???

So.. after some thinking... still cannot get it?... The third pic is the ans...
Well? do you think that the pic is showing what is it suppose to mean? NO!!!! (you know what i think???? i think the person who designed this FAILED BADLY in visual arts) LOL don't you think so????

Tan yi hao posted @ 11:25 PM.

Lame joke

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Ques:What does bible stand for??
Ans:...
B.asic
I.nfomation
B.efore
L.eaving
E.arth

= BIBLE lol?

Tan yi hao posted @ 5:53 PM.

Our class' tyrant

This person here is called zhao yang (not the skeletons!!!) and he's our class' big bully^^ as seen in that pic there... he elbow locked another classmate called chong zhan and look at what he did to the poor skeletons... the skeleton got so angry that it pointed THE finger!!! lol jk jk

Tan yi hao posted @ 5:19 PM.

Anatomy of "Moses"

So you all have seen this person before right? Hes a relief teacher teaching art and cam stuff and you all can call him Mr Tay... but for me ^^ i got him a nick name , you all must have heard me call him Moses in class right? But in fact his real name is not Moses (cannot tell you his real name la). You all must be quite interested on why i call him that , because his has mose growing on him ? NO, because he is my CCA, Digital Media Club's senior, in fact Senior to the power of 6 !!!! The first batch !!! And when i was in Sec 1, the first senior that i saw from his batch was called Moses so i remembered it hard.. and then HE came and i also asked him his name and it was quite complicated... Then every time i will call him Moses and he will correct me untill... he sian liao then by that time i already rmb his real name but just joking with him... i called him Moses then he also know i purposely one then ... The name was born !!! (in the pic still sua cool....)

Tan yi hao posted @ 12:50 PM.

So what is Ipw all about?

Some of you might be wondering what is in for Sec 2 Ipw??? Some thing to do with the company called DaimlerChrysler that makes Mercerdes!!! So it has something to do with the environment... Nvm then ... just let me explain then.. All the sec twos will be in groups of 4 or 5 and their class will be given a environmental topic eg. coral reefs... Then they will have some field trips and do lots of research on that topic and think of a solution to combat that problem... then they will design and draw out what they plan to do and finally make a small prototype.... Thats not it yet ...then you all will have to present it to the staff and the best group of every class is chosen and now... the WHOLE class will have to help this group to upgrade their thing to make it better and really finally they will present their thing to The principal and some VIPs!!!! Then the awards will be given out.. and if the company really like your thing ^^ They might have it made and MASS PRODUCED !!!! Think of the $$$$ you can make ... And there is one more event near the end of the year and its called the "Clean & Green Week" exhibition at the singapore expo where lots of other school like us present our environmental stuff to the PUBLIC!!! And the media will be there too...talk about the fame you can get ... and i got some pics from the event too...

Tan yi hao posted @ 12:14 PM.

Mrs Toh using handphone in class

It was another boring Maths lesson...

Mrs Toh or otherwise know as "Mee Soto",(our boring Maths teacher) was caught USING her handphone during class lesson!!! She is showing such a good EXAMPLE for us to use our ^^...
(waaa... she in the pic still bai pose!!!)

Tan yi hao posted @ 12:09 AM.

Vice-principal scolding Jason

Friday, February 02, 2007

(Thats GOOD news!!!) This is what happened... : It was suppose to be chinese now but luckil.. i mean unfortunately she was on Medical leave so she did not come and as usual, our class "behaved" well... Then something broke our tranquility ..., we saw jason standing in front of huan ran's table and they argued over something then huan ran pretended not to hear anything and continued to read his book .. Then moldy(jason) got more angry and began to pester him but huan ran still kept his cool and continued to read his book.... THEN... moldy FLIPED, THREW,TOSSED(just any bombastic words u can think of) at huan ran where he was still sitting on!!! The table knocked his jaw and landed on his leg! Then everyone expected a fight but managed to stop them... THEN the vice-principal walked past and I ^^ used this chance to tell him about the bullying. Then the two was called out and they had a talk.. and i used my *ahem* and took pics of them ........ Then after some $#^$*(*)%Y#$% .. the VP was finished..I mean his lecturing only ar... (Mr Ng... why you never refer moldy to DM? He is A PAI KIA or may be PAI MUSH!!!) Then he came in and had a talk wif US ?!? It was quite long and boring untill Teng chin (in the pic ,white boi) and Jian hui(black boi) fell ZzZ! Then the mold who caused all these ... GRRRRR, WAS NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION and only concentrated on his geog hw...

Tan yi hao posted @ 11:17 PM.

Memories of 107(2)

During the holidays, where no pupil is suppose to set foot on the school ground...except for those in Dmc... to help pack the equipments to the new school and i got bored so i went to my classroom and took some pics before it was gone forever....